OK- so about two years ago- I found myself:
a) without my husband
b) 80-pounds lighter with a hardbody and bootie for days
c) writing a profile on OK Cupid
Those elements combined with an onboard sense of adventure have led me into some entertaining situations. I took one year off to mourn and do therapy and the last 12-months to "date". Let me give you a list of the current cast of characters:
Accidental MILF- me - old as fuck and given that name by some friend or two or three... anyway, I am pushing 50 and need more botox now! I also have young kids -so I am the babies and botox generation for sure.
The Manor- the crazy house I rent
Za-za- the three year old who is cute as the dickens but basically channels Linda Blair's character in the exorcist
The Queen- the four year old- she thinks she is in charge
OK- now for the men:
The Ex - loved him too death and then he got broken. I am the sole supporter for our merry band of marauders
Mumbles - formerly known as "Smitten" - trouble with a capital "T" and presented as in an open relationship- which appears to be more theoretical than actual as recent events have revealed -- need I say more? Oh, I will....
Stop Motion- lovely - complicated - where we stand is to be determined - I have great fondness for him
SoulSurfer - sigh!!!! I really like this guy... it's very new
There are a few other characters- but no real players. But 'oh my' are there epic numbers of first dates to be shared... tales to be woven and told. Grab a scorecard- because the games are about to begin!
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